Someday I would love to…
We regret to inform you that you HAVE been accepted to run in the 2012 Barkley Marathons.
You have now three months to get into the best shape of your life.
You are 1 of the only 35 that will submit to 100 nonstop miles of the gnarliest terrain in the eastern Tennessee.
I gleefully await your feeble attempt at conquering the Barkley…
Only 10 have succeeded in 25 years.
Your friendly Race Director.